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Al Davis

May you rest easy in a cryogenic chamber somewhere… I’ll take Al in a Dolph Lundgren future war movie any day.

Like Tyra Banks, my cat knows how to find the light.

Vontaze Burfict knows where you live … and he’s coming for you.

‎”A parent is the one person who is supposed to think they can do anything … (who) thinks they’re smart even when they go to Arizona State.”

Welcome to the second installment of my weekly series in which I make up arbitrary categories pertaining to the week in college football. Let’s do it, shall we?

I wasn’t disappointed by…

My alma mater Cal Bears, who pulled out a 36-33 OT victory over Colorado. Is this the high-point of the Bears’ season? Almost definitely.

Andrew Luck Award

Andrew Luck was once again beaten out this week, ceding his eponymous award to Colorado’s Tyler Hansen who lit Cal up for 474 yards passing. Yeah, and Cal won that game.

Give me my three hours back

No. 3 Alabama at No. 23 Penn State. What’s that? Joe Paterno’s sleeping in the box? Yeah, let him sleep.

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Just finished watching The Fighter (which should go down as one of the greatest sports movies ever made, in my opinion), so this will be on repeat for the rest of the week.

Homeless Giants fan goes missing

A very sad story that hopefully will find a happy ending. 

Did I just use the third overall pick in my fantasy league on Aaron Rodgers?

FUCK YEAH I DID, and I’d do it again.

This is the first installment in a weekly series in which I make up arbitrary categories pertaining to the week in college football. Enjoy, bitches.

You missed this game?! HAHA you’re a loser.

Baylor upsetting No. 14 TCU on Friday night. Call the season, because no game is gonna get better than that.

Andrew Luck Award

Andrew Luck didn’t play the whole game against San Jose State, so he loses his inaugural eponymous award to Baylor’s Robert Griffin III. RG3 went for 359 yards and five TDs on 21-of-27 passing. Better luck next week, Andrew.

Sweet baby Jesus, is the season over yet?

Death cannot come soon enough for Oregon State, which lost 29-28 to Sacramento State. QB Ryan Katz was last seen weeping in the bathroom as several fans tried to flush him down the toilet.

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